Alright which one of you sexless losers was in the Toys R. Us in Times Square at about 6pm on September 10th? Looking through the Joe figurings and mumbling about "PEGGWARMERS" and "DUKE ARMS" to yourself?
Get out of my city.
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Pish-posh! If he had a problem with our establishment, he should've directed it to our customer service. -Lloyd Winchrist III, Duke Arms Hotel Manager
I miss the days when you could go to Times Square and see Pimps and Hookers mingling with crazies who thought the rapture was coming, but Cowboy Rudy had all those people secretly killed or ran underground and replaced them with ALL AMERICAN BOYS who just WANNA BUY SOME ACTION FIGURES!
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Pish-posh! If he had a problem with our establishment, he should've directed it to our customer service.
-Lloyd Winchrist III, Duke Arms Hotel Manager
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect!
AND HES LOOKING FOR JAMES TAYLOR!
He's looking for Kid Rock, who stole his opening riff.
tony stewart doesn't wear a seat belt.
but he HATES duke arms. but he LOVES pegwarmers.
I miss the days when you could go to Times Square and see Pimps and Hookers mingling with crazies who thought the rapture was coming, but Cowboy Rudy had all those people secretly killed or ran underground and replaced them with ALL AMERICAN BOYS who just WANNA BUY SOME ACTION FIGURES!
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