Stuff I've learned about G.I Joe Since 2007:
- Action figures don't need to have the same range of movement as they did in 1983 because HASBRO IS LISTENING TO THE FANS THIS TIME
- It's totally alright if you string along people into thinking that paying like 80 bucks for a tank everyone knows is not coming is perfectly fine.
- Chase variants are totally gay
- Finally the worst elements of toy collecting have enveloped Joe.
- There really isn't any limit on how many times you can repaint that lameass 25th trooper mold, theres been what, like 30 now?
- Nuclear War is a motherfucker
- People still make awful customs and Dios
- People made better customs in 1998 then they do now
- That its possible to write the same four reviews for every new wave of figures that comes out and still be praised for it.
- That Mike Fountains WebTV E-mail address has expired. Damn!
- That the BADDEST MAN ON E-MAIL trolled Corey Stintson with his television.
- That Smash The State Never Loses
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- You can change the scale of the figures and most fans won't care, in fact they'll be more likely to put down old vehicles and figures for not being true 1:18 scale.
I remember when scales like that were for model geeks.
- Despite the years of bashing and bandwagon kewl-to-hate-what-everyone-else-does attitudes regarding the GI JOE cartoon, most fans will gush over Toon tribute toys (far more than gush over comic book colored figures!)
- Genny Hawk's wife won't buy him a new camera.
- Matt Trakker is more important part of GI JOE history than Recondo, Ripcord or Dr. Mindbender.
- Figures that weren't popular enough to see mass release in 2006 for $7 each are now worth more than $15 each.
- It's totally worth paying $60 joining a lame club to get yet another repaint of Undertow.
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