These are true and you can't refute them!
1. G.I Joe Tattoos are not cool, if you have one your a goddamned asshole prick.
2. The D.I.C cartoon is the definite basis of all G.I Joe canon, or it should be.
3. Cutters favorite band is Blues Traveler, this makes Cutter a goddamned jerk.
4. 2001 is the best G.I Joe year since the 80's.
5. Hasbro should not listen to the fans
6. Investment Merchandise is lame, instead of lame ass cutesy children's toys we should have figures that don't suck.
7. Duke watches the 700 club, what a fag.
8. The Dils are great, thats not a G.I Joe fact but its true.
9. Destros Dominator is the most useless thing ever made with the Joe name on it.
10. Big Brawler is the lamest joke ever and it's continued overuse by a group of idiots goes to prove joe fans cannot ever come up with anything new and original.
11. Asking for handouts on your website about toys is about the lamest thing you could ever do.
12. Action figures should have the same range of movement they had in 1985.
13. Devils Due is the Live At Bukokan of G.I Joe, meaning it's terrible and ruined old things that didn't suck so bad.
14. Theres only like 3 G.I Joe sites worth a damn, and two of them are Smash The State and Broca Blutch. I don't know what the third one is, but 3 is a good number and gives me hope for this terrible fandom.
15. Dio Stories are usually completely awful.
16. Johnny Turk traded 4 HAVOCS for a Casio Keyboard and a copy of Lives In The Balance on tape.
17. Smash The State is the most important website about stupid action figures ever!
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I have the t-shirt from the Lives In The Balance tour.
I was there...I think I was 12 or something.
I'm gonna do a dio story that's gonna make you, Joey Shithead and The Dils proud, brother...
It's gona have something to do with Glen Danzig getting the anal rape treatment by a bunch of methed-up copra ass vipers.
or something.
Jaysun your a rad dude!
Totally True Dr. Henry E. Miller fun fact: I think he was in the coast guard, but it might have been the Ghost Guard. But he totally went down to Mexico and killed someone on film or something
I'm gonna agree with 1, 4, 6, 10, 11, 13...the rest are debatable, but cannot be proven wholly untrue. Regarding #1...I used to think a cobra insignia tatoo would be cool. But then I thought about it. First, it's from a kid's toy line. Second they were the bad guys who LOSE constantly. Therefore cobra symbol on a person = loser.
These are true and you can't refute them!
1. G.I Joe Tattoos are not cool, if you have one your a goddamned asshole prick.
AND GAY...OR RETARDED...OR GLEN DANZIG.
2. The D.I.C cartoon is the definite basis of all G.I Joe canon, or it should be.
EVEN COBRA-LA?
3. Cutters favorite band is Blues Traveler, this makes Cutter a goddamned jerk.
YEAH, DAVID LETTERMAN LIKES THEM TOO, THE SHMUCK.
4. 2001 is the best G.I Joe year since the 80's.
I WAS A METH JUNKIE THAT YEAR, SO OK...
5. Hasbro should not listen to the fans
HAVE YOU SEEN THE CORE OF THE FANS? HAVE YOU BEEN TO A CONVENTION? I WOULDNT LISTEN TO THEM WITH A SET OF STOLEN EARS!
6. Investment Merchandise is lame, instead of lame ass cutesy children's toys we should have figures that don't suck.
DIO IDEA: SNAKE EYES DICES UP A MY LITTLE PONY (AS CLUTCH WATCHES AND TAKES LIBERTIES WITH HISSELF)
7. Duke watches the 700 club, what a fag.
DUKE IS A FREAKING JOKE.
8. The Dils are great, thats not a G.I Joe fact but its true.
YES IT IS...SO DOES MDC AND BAD BRAINS.
9. Destros Dominator is the most useless thing ever made with the Joe name on it.
I NEVER LIKED DESTRO'S IG VEHICLES AT ALL
10. Big Brawler is the lamest joke ever and it's continued overuse by a group of idiots goes to prove joe fans cannot ever come up with anything new and original.
OK...
11. Asking for handouts on your website about toys is about the lamest thing you could ever do.
I NEED A LINK TO SOME OF THIS!
12. Action figures should have the same range of movement they had in 1985.
ABSO...LUTELY
13. Devils Due is the Live At Bukokan of G.I Joe, meaning it's terrible and ruined old things that didn't suck so bad.
AT LEAST IT WASNT THE FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE, MEANING, EBVERYBODY HAD IT AND SUNG ITS PRAISES EVEN THOUGH IN REALITY IT SUCKED BOVINE SHIT.
14. Theres only like 3 G.I Joe sites worth a damn, and two of them are Smash The State and Broca Blutch. I don't know what the third one is, but 3 is a good number and gives me hope for this terrible fandom.
SAME THING WITH GUNDAM SITES, MAN
15. Dio Stories are usually completely awful.
BUT WORTH A GUFFAW IN MY MORE LUCID MOMENTS
16. Johnny Turk traded 4 HAVOCS for a Casio Keyboard and a copy of Lives In The Balance on tape.
MY CASIO KEYBOARD'S BUILT-IN DEMO WAS 'WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO', BUT IT DID HAVE MACHINE GUN SOUNDS.
17. Smash The State is the most important website about stupid action figures ever!
YOU KNOW IT.
I own like 8 copies of Frampton Comes Alive, I think everyone does. I don't really know how they made it into my possession but they are all vinyl copies, you can't fucking sell them because the market is so saturated with Frampton!
what are the good gundam sites?
i am totally gay for 70's and 60's gundam. and g gundam :(
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