1984 Baroness gun:
This gun is really bad, it doesn't fit in a single figure's hands, and of the 6 Baroness' that I've owned over the years, every 2nd one came with the accesory pack version. I don't want this fucking gun in red.
1985 Buzzer thing:
I don't know what it's supposed too be, but it defies physics, unlike Storm Shadow's nunchucks that could atleast bend. Miscellaneous fact: Torch the only one of the original 3 Dreadnoks not too come with another instrument of destruction, was supposed too have a Entrenching tool, I assume Torch was a big enough tool.
Monkeywrench: EXPLOSIVE EXPERT HARPOON!
This thing is awful, and what's with 86 guys being so under-accesorized. 1982 Figures came with more than a shitty gun
1990 Grid Iron: FOOTBALL GRENADE
These are hilarious, because I always imagine these being intercepted by some jerk Joe like Downtown. And then Footloose is all "TOO BAD EL BLANCHO NINO THIS JOKE IS 6 YEARS OLD"
Skypatrol guy brown gun thing:
What the hell is this?
1991 Hawk Revolver
This thing is awful, I mean Dirty Harry didn't need a scope for police brutality (SORRY FOR RIPPING U GUYZ OFF BROCA BLUTCH) but damn it's gold so I like it
Incinerator Catapult of death:
Apparently this was a Napalm catapult (Thanx Cobra Cabana) If so this is a pretty horrible thing, much like those Remco (I think) figures with "BATTLE SCENT" which apparently smelled like napalm
That's all for this week, have a happy new year.
2 comments:
Baroness rifle might be good without the trigger guard. Or not. It looked better than it was, like Bullhorn's gun. You could break a thumb trying to use those weapons.
Monkeywrench's weapon is baffling.
And one you didn't mention, Recoil's baby blue over-under...shotgun? What was that?
I got tired of oversized pistols. Pistols got bigger than 1982 Grunt's M-16.
The Football grenades were geninus. They could take out a bunch of retards by offering to play a game of catch.
See you later Sneak Peak
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