1. Hisstank.com, enemy of Smash The State far before it was cool, will still be far more popular than the following sites: Joecustoms.com, Joebattlelines.com, Yojoe.com and the Baddest Men on eBay site. No word if it'll be more popular than Johio though.
2. One of those sites that are less popular than Hisstank will probably find Smash The State, DRAMA!
3. Tom Jacks Esq's job'll be on the line
4. The Economy will still be bad, nerds will lose money
5. The Smash The State "ORANGE CALENDAR FEATURING THINGS THAT REMIND YOU OF SMASH THE STATE" will probably be made by june.
6. Broca Blutch won't update often
7. G.I. Joe'll probably bomb, but most normal people will join the STS forum if they enjoy the movie, unless they sign up anywhere else and get scared off by seriously fucked up people
8. Smash The State won't apologize for their actions
9. The G.I. Joe club will fuck up again
10. You fucks best buy Dan Sartain's music
11. The Convention will probably be hilarious, Kansas City is apparently rough
12. The Store on 44 won't make good on anything!
13. is the lucky number of the folllowing people places and things: Roman Polanski, NAMBLA, 1983 SEAL codenamed: 'PEDO.
14. No one will catch the Zodiac Killer
15. Big Lob still won't be made. Arctic Hooded Cobra Commander will though (GET IT, RACISM!)
16. G.I. Joe forums will start to merge.
17. No one will like the 1997 Stars and Stripes set
18. Hasbro will totally do some K-Mart exclusive and throw a Yellow Stalker re-release in it
19. Ken Nordine won't return Dr. Henry E. Miller's phone calls about doing "Smash The State Word Jazz radio jingles"
20. The Gross income of Smash The State'll be higher than Bobby Steele's royalties from the Misfits
21. *INSERT SILENT OVERRATED STORY HERE*
22. Johnny Turk'll get pissed off about Smash The State like 9 times
23. 98oldsmobile.gov will continue too regurgitate the same 5 Post Templates over and over (List about shit, Blatant attack towards commuinty darling, history lesson part 3, Post pictures and give commentary, that other one we do a lot but I can't remember)
24. Randy Rampage won't re-join D.O.A.
25. 1991 Grunt'll calm down SPOILER ALERT
26. IS NOT AS GOOD A NUMBER TOO END AT AS 27
27. IS A GOOD NUMBER TO END AT
28. But I'm not Dr. Henry E. Miller so I'll post differently than him
29. Rick Danko refrences will come back once more people rip me off by stopping with hilarious tags.
30. Go out it's friday night!
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They must make Artic Hooded Commander with a purple cape and a cross like staff.
Also I feel, if the movie sucks, I will say it's the greatest thing ever, just to piss of the stankers.
23. If it ain't broke dan don' try ta fix it.
#12 hurts guys.
Holy shit, Stu is still alive, but I'm only assuming it's true because you once said seaN moved too like Colorado or something.
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