Websites we totally miss

The Joe community has had a bunch of tools who like everything, a lot of poorly designed websites and a few that kicked a lot of ass that no longer exist or aren't updated. Here's a few I wish were still around:

Zartans Domain. Too bad a negative comment about a shitty comic got guys pissed off enough to report censored drawings of toys fucking.

The Cobra Cabana http://www.geocities.com/amazingaman/cobracabana.html the dio stories on this are better than a certain one featuring a biblepuncher, or one where HIT AND RUN ESCAPES IN THE VERMONTILLIAN RAINFOREST

Felix DeCobra's website, man this guy knew how to army build stuff, because like 12 mint and complete Crimson Guards is way better than 80 Wave 1.5 Vipers

The G.I.Joe Warfare dios, hey good stories and ya know not writing in characters because you gotta show guys you like Obscure dudes!

Extensive Enterprises, fuck I can't even remember which this site was about it's been so long.

The BADDEST MEN ON EbAY: Fuck you guys Wolves and sewer grates are the best

Raven's castings, I'd much rather have bootleged hasbro weapons that I know won't fuck my figure's hands up.

Anyways this list was a lot bigger in my head, but I totally forgot a lot of them because nowadays the community is so fractured into "Idiots" and "Regular dudes" and then the idiots have stuck themselves into Site with to many rules 1 Site With to Many Rules and an outdated Archive, and A site full of new fans and lenient moderation. And this site I hope

GOD WHEN WILL THEY STOP DESICRATING GI JOE LIKE THIS I MEAN SERIOUS ITS A SERIOUS THING THATS A *NATIONWIDE PROBLEM*

Listen chumpbuckets, I know you guys like to get your underroos all twisted and tangled because someone bought a pack, then returned it with swapped out figures, but you know theres much more important things to worry about like: Corporate Vandalism, Which Dinosaur Jr album is better, 2008 Election, Reading Smash The State, reflecting on your lame existence and Whether or not the Islanders will win more then 15 games next season.

So next time you see a Ace/Wild Wiesel pack swapped with Hat Trick Lemonade and Double Blast don't get all *FILES INTO A RAGE, PUNCHES BATMAN TOYS, IS 600 POUNDS* just go about your daily life and stop worrying about fucking toys you don't even own.