Sunday, August 10, 2008

GOD WHEN WILL THEY STOP DESICRATING GI JOE LIKE THIS I MEAN SERIOUS ITS A SERIOUS THING THATS A *NATIONWIDE PROBLEM*

Listen chumpbuckets, I know you guys like to get your underroos all twisted and tangled because someone bought a pack, then returned it with swapped out figures, but you know theres much more important things to worry about like: Corporate Vandalism, Which Dinosaur Jr album is better, 2008 Election, Reading Smash The State, reflecting on your lame existence and Whether or not the Islanders will win more then 15 games next season.

So next time you see a Ace/Wild Wiesel pack swapped with Hat Trick Lemonade and Double Blast don't get all *FILES INTO A RAGE, PUNCHES BATMAN TOYS, IS 600 POUNDS* just go about your daily life and stop worrying about fucking toys you don't even own.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Figure swapping? I'm more into wife swapping. First I need a wife to swap. Hmmm...